Office Obits

It is with sadness that I have to announce that C. has resigned her position at Financial Corp X as of Friday March 26. C. has decided to pursue a career in Teaching English in other countries.
Please join me is wishing C. all the best in her new career and we will miss her greatly.

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Team Leader Estate Services and National

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Quitting a job in the corporate world is sort of like attending your own funeral and bearing witness to all the insincerity and hypocrisy people unleash. Unless of course you really are a saint. There's good reason you should be dead at your funeral. I have removed my name for privacy reasons but it was misspelled in this e-mail. 'Nuff said. "Ummm, that's my stapler."

I will  miss a few of my colleagues, and the view from my fifteenth floor corner cubicle, but it's mostly just five years of my life that I will never get back. Let's never do this again shall we?